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My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased!
But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?
Harry: Help! What is it?
Fred: Your head!
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
Second girl: No, it's imagination.
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