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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
No one.
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours.
Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?
First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.
Mrs Baggy: Tried to?
Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
First witch: My beauty is timeless.
Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
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