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People keep telling me I'm beautiful.
What vivid imaginations some people have.
Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness?
She finished it in two.
What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:
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