Beauty jokes

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face'
'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father !

Rating: 3.8 |

"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.
''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?''
"No-spaghetti!''

Rating: 2.8 |

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?, I've never seen anyone so hideous as you before"
"Young man" she replied. " I didn't come here to be insulted"
"Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?"

Rating: 4.0 |

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear.
'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.'
'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch ?'

Rating: 4.2 |

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Rating: 3.0 |

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