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Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ?
Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ?
She was pretty ugly
She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.
Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Will: Pity it's not on her head.
Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie.
'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
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