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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.
Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night.'
'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?'
'Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.'
The other said, 'Yes, but what was 'The Bride of Dracula' like ?'
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
What did the really ugly man do for a living ?
He posed for Halloween masks !
I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want mercy !
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