Beauty jokes
Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !
My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful
Well they do say that love is blind !
Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ?
Monster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
